#fucking motherfuckers

[travelingtwentysomething]

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Shawn Levy shared Hugh Jackman's ADR Video for the big Deadpool massacre in Deadpool and Wolverine 😂

[dark-elf-writes]

Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)

Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?

Odysseus: No :)

[deadpoolian]

Cute Marvel Snap animation

[garaks-padded-bra]

You used to have so much fun here, remember?

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[hussyknee]

Not surprised but also

TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.

"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."

[the-crooked-library]

hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then

[asweetprologue]

did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

[garuye]

Dio's 50 weird little freaks who obsessed over him until the world ended were right. I'd be the same

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[russ14n-r0ul3tt3]

being a system is having one of your headmates say the wildest shit known to man and just going "WHAT." while turning around to look at nothing

this post is NOT for anti endos!!

[pt: this post is not for anti endos!!]

[obihoebikenobi]

Logan knows Wade likes a view.

In fact, the asshole won't shut up about how much he likes Logan's body and hair and eyes and ass--

So Logan decides to give Wade what he wants.

Logan takes his time getting dressed after his shower in the morning, dropping his towel and whistling to himself while he searches through his underwear drawer for a good couple of minutes, just to take out another pair of tight black briefs like he wears every damn day.

Wade just stares, head still stuffed into the pillow, but he's wide fucking awake, watching Logan's ass flex when he pulls on his briefs and stalks out of the room like couldn't feel Wade's gaze on his back the whole time.

Logan will walk around the house after a heavy dinner in just an unbuttoned pair of jeans and without a shirt, read his book and glance over his reading glasses at Wade's gaze lingering from where he's washing dishes in the kitchen.

When Logan goes out for a run he wears Wade's tightest, shortest shorts, the ones that ride up his thighs the moment he starts moving around.

He's so good at nonchalant partial nakedness and live action thirst trapping that Wade thinks he's just like that, and blissfully unaware of the effect he has on Wade. Specifically.

Wade can't get a rise out of him, can't say something shockingly horny enough to scare Logan out of going commando in gray fucking sweatpants.

So Wade resolves himself to his fate of a constant half-mast cock and fucking his fist in the shower thrice a day.

[candycatfalls]

MERRY CHRISTMAS SICKOS

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[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like